Saturday, December 05, 2009

Joke - A Crime of Passion

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense: "Your Honor," she began coolly: "I figured that, at 92, if he could screw, he could also fly."



kenwooi said...

lol.. fly.. =P

theeggyolks said...

LOL! well said!